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The saga of zabuza chapter 2

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"Man, this is boring," princess Anko thought to herself as she was walking down a street.

Nobody cared about her now that she wasn't wearing cool clothes anymore. Not even Kakashi, who was renowned in the city because he would hit on basically every woman he saw. How sad.

So, walking off like that and not knowing what to do, Anko got the sudden idea to call Orochimaru. She pulled the magical amulet out of her pocket and showed it a cookie. At such a summons, Orochimaru showed up immediately.

"Give me the cookie!" he whined. "If not, I'll go back in. It's cold out here, you're ugly and I was watching my favorite soap opera!"

Princess Anko gave him the cookie, and he gobbled it up instantly.

"Yum," he mumbled. "It tastes like Chouji. You know how much I like that. Anyway.. what the heck do you want? Is it another 'please paint my nails' summons? Get over yourself. You'll NEVER be as pretty as I am!"

Indeed, Orochimaru was a sex symbol. At least in their kingdom. That wasn't really a compliment.

"Well, you're not as good-looking as the Most Beautiful Itachi, either," Anko retorted. "He's my true love, even though I've never met him. I'm a very dedicated fangirl."

"Yeah, yeah, okay," Orochimaru said boredly. "You owe me a BOX of cookies for that. Now, say what you want."

"Honestly..." Anko replied. "I'm bored."

"I have the perfect solution for that," Orochimaru assured her. "We have to go to an old friend of mine, Prophet Iruka. He's a genius, trust me. He'll tell you the best joke you've ever heard, and from it you shall know your destiny!"

"Then, let's go!" the princess bid, finally enthusiastic.

"Well... that's kinda difficult," Orochimaru fidgeted uncomfortably. "I forgot how to get there. I'm sorry. One can't look good and have brains at the same time. Please don't condemn me for making my choice!"

"Then what?!" Anko yelled at him. "And I'm not condemning you! I'm just going to beat you up until the end of time, you idiot! You didn't learn anything in school!"

"Alright, alright," Orochimaru defended. "Here's the deal. We'll go to the All-Knowing Ibiki. He will certainly know the way. Only... we have a problem."

"What is it?"

"Two problems, actually. I dunno where to find him, either. Besides, Kiba and Sakura, two bounty hunters, are after him because he stole the golden statue of Ino from king Rock Lee."

"Yeah, so?" Anko looked unimpressed. "You're supposed to be well-trained and able to beat two lame bounty hunters... right?"

"Yes... but... you see... they are..."

DRAMATIC PAUSE.

"... my parents."

After that, Orochimaru started to cry. Anko just stood there, staring at him.

"Give me a handkerchief, you meanie!" Orochimaru sobbed most pitifully, then began to cry even harder. "Instead of trying to comfort me, you're sitting there like an idiot!"

"Okay, okay, here you go," Anko said as she threw him a crumpled tissue. "That's all I've got."

Orochimaru was just getting ready to cuss her out, when...

"Are you in need of help?" a disturbingly high-pitched voice was heard.

Anko and Orochimaru looked that way, and they were able to see a mysterious man.

"Dude, what the hell?" Orochimaru looked stupefied. "What happened to your voice?"

"Orochimaru, do you know him?" Anko asked. "Who is he?"

"Yes, I know him," sighed Orochimaru. "He's Kabuto. His specialty is sticking his nose in other people's business... he's really good at what he does."

"And why does he have that voice?"

"Ah," Kabuto interjected. "Because someone just kicked me in my unholy place. Risks of the trade. It'll pass. Now, follow me! I will take you to the All-Knowing Ibiki!"

"Okay," Anko and Orochimaru replied.

All three of them set out. They walked in circles for around three hours, then finally took the right path.


Hello fellow fan's of my readers ! this is a zabuza saga only for zabuza and not the annoying naruto. spoiler allert i do not watch naruto only watch it because zabuza was in a few episodes but sitll why do they have not so good characters.all the good character dies or never comes back in the anime.

story by @ bluegirl14
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